You're tired, practically comatose, and in dire need of some relaxation. So MUBS in our infinite wisdom will give you a free breakfast/brunch.

 At midday, so you can drag your corpses out of bed at a reasonable hour.

 Once the bacony goodness of bacon has entered your lungs, revitalised your brain and given you Sampson-esque strength, I dare you to come play some sport. We're talking soccer and basketball matches against those in the MUBS ilk. Can you beat us? Do you have the scroticular power to best us in gladitorial combat? We take all challenges, in any game that we have equipment for. Foosball? Pool? Soccer? Volleyball?

 Bring your best, and we'll defeat them. Nothing heavy on the cards for this night, as we need you tip top for tomorrow.