This is it people. The day that you want to be a uni student at Monash Berwick. People have been willing to sell children to come to our Summer Day events, but we won't accept payments of 13 month olds anymore.

We're talking about more free food (enough to make you sick, or sickish) with another free lunch (how do we do it? We're insane!) THEN, get this, I really mean it. If you don't get this, then you are incapable of getting anything:

 ALL DAY AND NIGHT SPAS

DUNKING MACHINE

CLUBS AND SOCIETIES SIGN UP TABLES

DJS AND LIVE BANDS PLAYING FROM 3PM

MUBS SUMMER PARTY

These are the things that MUBS alumni still talk about, even as they go off into the workforce, it is just that damn good. $10 to get into the party from 7pm, (even if you're there during the day, sorry guys, we need to cover our overheads as well as make you guys have fun too) and as Lionel would say, it goes all night long. Towels and swimming regalia are necessary if you want to bask in the awesome spas, get dunked in the machine, or challenge the kings of MUBS in the Annual Jelly Wrestling Competition. Prizes for the victors, but only shame for the losers. These are the golden days that are spoken of by Plato, and the drinks at the bar will taste like ambrosia. We're not just hyping this up excessively, it is that phenomenal.

 MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR MONASH ID TO THIS EVENT. We're serious, we need the identification. No ID, no entrance. It's simple to bring, and we can hide it in our cloak room with the rest of your stuff when you're out dominating the dancefloor.

We play and dance until 1am, then the party really starts, as you go home to get ready to sleep off the inevitable hangover that will occur from this event.